foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale





dremoranightmares:


oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao


beesmygod:


well the internet had a good run

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais)







peacelovecajun:

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg


i am laughing so hard at this

hornymaknaes:

instead of putting completely able bodied actors in wheelchairs, crutches, shades, hearing aids, cg amputated and prosthetic limbs, and generally pretending to be disabled why don’t you consider:
- having actual disabled actors as disabled characters



bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice