andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)



methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

image

(Source: w9)



monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE




"It’s impossible," said pride.

"It’s risky," said experience.

"It’s pointless," said reason.

"Give it a try," whispered the heart.


Author Unknown (via thatkindofwoman)

(Source: pureblyss)


-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000



with-both-my-hearts:

shootingstarsblessing:

Do you ever just stop and think

Would my favourite character actually like me as a person?

Do you ever just stop and think

Would I like this character if they were a real person?



fruitcrocs:

dutchster:

latteos:

A message I never thought I’d get

i’m visualizing this as hannah drowning and gasping for air in a literal sea of cocks

i’m a good person i don’t deserve this

lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

(Source: lordfocker)



mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

(Source: radagaast)