sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me



yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me



brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon




burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face




sophadilliac:

zayniepaynie:

those fans who can’t admit their idiol has fucked up and makes up stupid reasons to defend them

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#beliebers



darrynek:

*white people voice* whole grain

(Source: khione)



sadbitch2003:

Sext:

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hibiene:

when u and ur friends hang out

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Anonymous asked:
if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

iguanamouth:

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming




gamsee:

do you see this, son? this is an screenshot from my old blog back in ‘13. look how many followers i had. yes im sorry that we’re living on the streets son but at least your dad was funky fresh back in his blogging days



chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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saltedvagina:

thishalfhomohere:

IT’S LIKE SHE’S BEING PULLED DOWN BY A SPIRIT OR SOME SHIT


is that HAIM ?